Bad Movie Thursday

Date Watched: 10/06/2016

Starring: Jackie Chan?  Edward Furlong, Vinnie Jones, Daryl Hannah

Plot: A random group of people wake up on an Island where they are being hunted down in a sinister plot to harvest their organs.

Rules

• People are killed
• Whenever Edward Furlong makes you cringe.
• Recognizing a random actor.
• Whenever they use the “nighttime” blue filter.
• Guessing who’s going to turn out to be a traitor.

Quotes

• “Billy!  You know what sounds good?  Like, a bike ride, and a nice cup of coffee.”
• “Well you should have stayed away.  I’m no good.”

Viewer Quotes

• “This is good.” – “Real good.  It’s like a who’s who of 90’s B list actors.”
• “I don’t think this is quite how sharks work.”
• “I don’t get it, if you want to harvest people’s organs, why not just take them to a room and do it?  Why leave them on an island?”
• “What happened to Edward Furlong?  Did she die while I was looking the other way?”
• “Look at that, bottles of bud in with the organs!”

What We Learned

• When being attacked by 3 people, toss your dog tags at someone and yell “catch!”.
• You should always ruin your comrades’ sacrifice by going back for him after he tells you to leave.
• The beach is a great place to bury someone.
• Contestants on Survivor would make great organ donors.
• Edward Furlong can disappear from a movie without anyone noticing.
• The best way to harvest organs is to leave the hosts on a deserted island for a few weeks to detox them.

Final Take: