Bad Movie Thursday

Date Watched: 6/11/2015

Starring: Sherilynn Fenn, Lance Henriksen, Richard Norton, Chef

Plot: In an apocalyptic future, a man with extra-human powers goes on the run.

Rules

• “My Child”
• Visions or prophecies of the future.
• Mutant power usage
• Isaac Hayes

Quotes

• “Don’t say perfect.  Don’t tempt God to take him away.”
• “We have to share each other.  Share each other’s spaces.  Passing along our lineage, from loin to loin.”

Viewer Quotes

• “These sound effects are terrible.”
• “Is that a rubber band gun?  Have to get up close with a rubber band gun.”
• “Whoa – she’s a Palpatine!”
• “Come on Movie – give us something here.”
• “It could be nothing more than a freak’s wet dream, but I need to know.”

Things We Learned

• “Don’t be afraid, child” is a good phrase to use to make people feel comfortable when you first meet them.
• Mutant healing powers also wash blood off your skin, cleaning you up real nice.
• It’s pretty easy to switch your car to solar.

Final Take: Pretty boring movie.  Some OK scenes, but we totally lost interest midway through.  You’d think a movie about mutants with super-powers would be a little more interesting.  Turns out no.