Viewing Date: 1/15/15
Starring: Victor Webster, Barry Bostwick, Lou Ferrigno, Rutger Hauer, Royce Gracie, Michael Biehn
Rules
- Say “Scorpion King” (house rules)
- See scorpions
- Alaire opens the door
- Say “Alcamin”
- You see an washed up “star”
- Say “Drazen”
Quotes
“We haven’t eaten dinner yet. Who’s hungry?”
“Don’t worry- it will only hurt for a moment.”
“Maybe its a different hole.”
“You’ve heard of the horse whisperer…”
Viewer Quotes
“Its got monsters and robots.” “And robot monsters.” (Deterring a two year old from wanting to watch the movie)
“Is that the Women’s Fighting League? The WFL?”
“Wasn’t Don the Dragon Wilson in this movie?”
What We Learned
- You can use a bear skin rug as a weapon. Its much scarier than a sword.
- When you’re in a bind, a child pickpocket will show up to save the day.
- There are medieval bands everywhere.
- Midgets love burps
- Putting on a metal suit will give you the power of magnetism (and super strength)
- Don “the Dragon” Wilson wasn’t in nearly as many popular movies as you thought
Bad Movie Thursday 