Date: 9/5/13
Starring: Dean Cameron
Plot:
Rival ski instructors at a prestigious mountain school compete to save their jobs. The infamous “Section Eight”, a popular group of skiing partiers are up against some rich stiffs whose only thought is beating their arch rivals in the annual spring pageant (From IMDB).
Rules:
Ski jumping – sick air
Drinking
Whistler references
Say “Montana”
Awesome guitar riffs
People saying things at the same time
Crack a beer
Say “Party”
Quotes:
“Level 8? What is this lawn bowling? Cmon’!!!.”
“This is not my film, my men are not homosexuals.”
“That Champaign, it looks expensive.”
“Way to make that homo stuff work for us.”
“Ed, it’s not how far you go, it’s how go you far.”
“I’ve lost far too many brain cells to understand that one.”
“Anybody got a problem with that? …no? …. Then let’s get naked!”
Viewer Quotes:
“The guy from Montana is the dreamiest guy, just like in real life.”
“He really can’t tell that’s a dude?”
“She’s playing twister by herself?”
Things we learned:
It’s totally cool to use a grappling hook to take out fellow skiers on the course.
You can talk to people in their sleep and they’ll do whatever you say.
You can run a ski school, and you don’t even need to teach anybody anything.
If you are ever disqualified from a race, just bring a lot of beer and you’ll get back in.
The best skiers wear neon.
Final thoughts:
It was quite enjoyable. Very nonsensical late 80’s/early 90’s movie, where it comes to down to some silly ski race to decide who takes the mountain, even though it really doesn’t matter at all. The person who buys the mountain would have done so either way. It was a perfect movie for 13 year olds – boobs, ski jumps, and partying. I greatly look forward to the sequel. Peyton Manning threw for 7 TD’s tonight, but I’d much rather watch this movie.
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