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Lethal Target

lethal target

Viewing Date: 12/13/2012

Starring:  CC Costigan (who?  Exactly.)

Plot:  This felt like (and probably is) a movie in regular rotation on late night Cinemax.  It had a nonsensical plot about a disgraced cop in an all-women’s prison on some planet colony who is recruited to infiltrate a ship that poses some sort of alien threat.  Is this the best course of action to save humanity from an alien invasion?  How does CC get transported to said ship?  Why is the captain of the ship infecting people with some alien virus through scratches?  Who cares.  There is a decent amount of T&A and blatant Alien rip-off moments thrown in.

Rules

  • CC (Nikki) rolls her eyes.
  • “Marshall”
  • Technology from the 90’s is used on the spaceship.l
  • “The Company”

Quotes

  • “I’m your fairy Godmother.” “Where’s your magic wand?”
  • “Great.  I’m a space slut.”
  • “Joe Biden is in the Marshall’s quarters.” (we may have heard this incorrectly)

Viewer Quotes

  • “Look.  He’s got a badge that says ‘penal’!”
  • “They wear Earth camouflage in space?”
  • “Did he say hymen distance?” (actual dialogue was “time and distance”)
  • “I think they are making an alien species where the men die when they blow their wad.”
  • “I can see some of this DNA is missing.  Right here.”

Things we learned

  • Alien STD’s are transmitted by scratching.
  • This movie was a rip off Alien.
  • The movie would have been much better if it took place entirely on the prison world.
  • Non-Monogamous Tantracism is a religion.
  • Early 90’s technology is in widespread use in space ships.

Final Take

An entertaining low budget Sci Fi movie with terrible creature effects, a pathetic plot and decent amount of nudity.  It delivered as advertised, although we would recommend not paying attention to the “plot”; it will make for a much better viewing experience.

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