Archive for April, 2024

25
Apr
24

Bad Channels (1992)

Viewing Date: Apr 25, 2024

Starring: Paul Hipp, Martha Quinn, Robert Factor, Blue Oyster Cult (?!)

Plot

An Alien (Cosmo) and his robot (Lump) land in a small town and promptly takes over the local radio station. The disk jockey, Dan O’ Dare, well known for his publicity stunts, becomes a hostage. The alien uses the radio station and Dan’s amused audience to target and subsequently shrink women for his collection, after the women picture themselves as starring in a music video. (via IMDB & wikipedia)

Rules

  • 66 or 666
  • Electrical anomolies
  • Alien Robot antics
  • Music videos (several done by Blue Oyster Cult, apparently)
  • Fungus related activities

Quotes

  • “This son of a bitch is crazier than a tree full of owls!”
  • (viewer quote) “Corky’s the best thing about this movie!”
  • (viewer quote) “We need to add ‘Touching Myself Again’ to the official Bad Movie Thursday Soundtrack.”

What We Learned

  • New radio stations regularly cause electrical problems & power surges
  • Disinfectant kills aliens
  • Nobody cares about Bunny.

Final Take

Nothing special, but had a few fun parts and kept moving the nonsense along. Highlights were the music videos and enjoyably terrible music, which was nice considering this was a nod to MTV culture of that era.

05
Apr
24

From Beyond

Viewing Date: 04/04/24

Starring: Jeffrey Combs, Barbara Crampton

Plot

A group of scientists have developed the Resonator, a machine which allows whoever is within range to see beyond normal perceptible reality. But when the experiment succeeds, they are immediately attacked by terrible life forms.

Rules

  • Practical Effects
  • Use of or mention of the “Resonator”
  • Crazy people doing crazy things
  • Signs of the devil
  • “Pineal” or pineal vision

Quotes

  • “It ate him. Bit off his head… like a gingerbread man.”
  • “How about the hard-on I got, is there a statistical correlation for that too?”
  • “Were we in the same nightmare. Did we all just get eaten by it?”

Viewer Quotes

  • “How long have you guys been sitting there watching me?”
  • “Maybe let’s smash the machine up now and never talk of it again.”
  • “I feel like I’m watching a Simpsons episode.”
  • “Do you guys like M & M’s?”
  • “Two guys in a weird wet bag.”

What We Learned

  • Fire extinguishers can destroy resonators and dismiss demons from other realms.
  • An enlarged pineal gland causes an unquenchable hunger for human brains.
  • Crime scene procedure is mainly just putting down a chalk outline and calling it a day.

Final Take

This was a memorable one. The gratuitous use of practical special effects was nice, but you have to strap in and prepare yourself for some gruesome and shocking crap. It was fun, though, and along the same lines of Evil Dead. If that’s your thing then you probably will get a kick out of this one.




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