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27
Jun
25

The Further Adventures of Tennessee Buck (1988)

Viewing Date: Jun 26, 2025

Starring: David Keith, Kathy Shower, Brant Van Hoffman

Plot: A drunken, down-on-his-luck adventurer is hired by a wealthy man and his beautiful wife to take them on a hunting expedition in the jungle. After a while, though, the guide begins to suspect that there’s more to the expedition than just hunting. (via IMDB)

Rules

  • Tennessee Buck is drunk
  • Elephant hijinks (sadly, this did not come into play)
  • “cannibal”

Quotes

  • (viewer): “Tennessee Buck has had zero adventure so far” (mid-way through the movie)
  • “The way to a man’s heart is through his liver.”
  • “4-5 hours a day, 7 days a week.” “You practice shooting that much?” “No. That’s how much I drink.”

What We Learned

  • Keith David is not David Keith
  • Cannibals call human meat “long pig”
  • Cannibals sleep outdoors in piles (like the Croods?)
  • Nothing leads to a romantic jungle encounter like having your husband decapitated and then getting raped.

Final take

I can see how this film came together: Mid-80’s, a group of low budget filmmakers sitting around a table thinking about how to capitalize on the success of Indiana Jones.

“Our hero should be a drunk loser that still has a way with the ladies. What should we call him? Alabama Smith? Arkansas Pete? I got it- Tennessee Buck!”

“Great! But he can’t be too likeable. Let’s have him shoot an abused elephant in one of the opening scenes.”

“I like it. Should it be a slapstick comedy? Action adventure? Suspense and horror? Porn?”

“Let’s do it all! But we need jungle natives that behave like cave people in black face- and wacky cannibals! And let’s conclude it with a decapitation and graphic rape scene!”

“Pure gold!!!”

So we have no idea what this movie is supposed to be- it is a mash up of several genres that doesn’t do any of them well. There are a few funny lines, but the movie never figures out what exactly it is trying to be. And why exactly are these are the ‘further’ adventures of Tennessee Buck? The ‘adventure-level’ of this movie was questionable at best. Did they think this steaming pile of crap would lead to a prequel or something else because viewers were left wanting to know more about this fascinating character? In summary, it seemed like a great BMT fit, with all the necessary ingredients, but in the end is only borderline enjoyable.

06
Jun
25

Galaxy of Terror

Viewing Date: 6/5/2025

Starring: Edward Albert, Erin Moran, Ray Walston

Plot: A ragtag spaceship crew sent on a rescue mission encounter a formidable enemy, their worst fears projected by their own imaginations. (IMDB)

Rules

  • Stupid Buttons
  • Red Faces
  • Every time someone gets fizzled (shot with a laser gun and burned up)
  • “Morganthus”
  • Mentions of “the Master”
  • New stupid names

Quotes

  • “Hang on to your shorts. We’re going to dump.”
  • “Son of a cyborg”
  • “Doubt is brother demon to despair. The demon’s tale outwithers those who dare not dare.”
  • “I live and die by the crystals.”

Viewer Quotes

  • “They don’t have any radios of any kind? No communication devices?”
  • “Is she supposed to have weird powers?” – “I don’t know… she senses life?”
  • “Is she enjoying this?” – “That was pretty off-putting.”
  • “OK, explain what is going on here.” – “What do you mean, he’s going up the stairs to fight Kore.”

What We Learned

  • Fame is the food that dead men eat.
  • They can’t leave because the force field won’t let them. That’s why they stay.
  • Backpacks in the future are not nearly as functional as now.

Final Take

I don’t know about this one. It was really hard to follow. On the bright side, the rules paid off pretty well, so that’s something. The characters were not likeable, the plot was like gossamer, and there was a pretty off-putting weird alien worm sex-type scene that I won’t be able to get out of my head for a while. It’s definitely not going in the hall of fame, that’s for sure.




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