Archive for March, 2025

20
Mar
25

Maniac Cop (1988)

Maniac Cop (Special Edition)

Viewing Date: Mar 20, 2025

Starring: Tom Atkins, Bruce Campbell, Laurene Landon, Richard Roundtree

Plot: Innocent people are being brutally murdered on the streets of New York City by a uniformed police officer. As the death toll rises and City Hall attempts a cover-up, Frank McCrae heads the investigation. A young cop, Jack Forrest, finds himself under arrest as the chief suspect, having been the victim of a set-up by the real killer and a mysterious woman phone-caller. Forrest, his girlfriend Theresa, and McCrae set out to solve the puzzle before the Maniac Cop can strike again. (via IMDB)

Rules

  • Trash on the street
  • “Maniac”, “Psycho”, “Crazy”
  • “Cordell”
  • Cop stereotypes, tropes or dialogue

Quotes

  • “Cops like killing. That’s why they’re cops.”
  • You should have seen him on the operating table… Cut to pieces.”

What We Learned

  • NYPD patrol officers all wore white gloves for some reason
  • Maniac cop has / had a girlfriend
  • Maniac cop likes a good St. Patty’s day parade

Final Take

Our decision around watching Maniac Cop wasn’t that we thought it would be a great BMT film, but would be a gateway for the sequels, which we expect to be more absurd and entertaining. We were basically right on that- I wouldn’t say Maniac Cop was good, but it took itself a little too seriously (especially for a Troma movie). So much more potential there, but ended up as a slow paced, procedural meets Halloween meets Terminator. Was Cordell, the Maniac Cop alive, dead, or just bullet proof and ice cold? We’re not sure, but after escaping / being released from Sing Sing), he was super strong and liked to kill innocent people as revenge for… being framed by corrupt politicians.

The short entry was not by design- there just really wasn’t much material to work with. On the positive side, there were some good car chases and stunts, especially considering the low budget, and of course, Bruce Campbell.

Here’s to the sequels being more entertaining.

07
Mar
25

Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies

Viewing Date: 3/6/2025

Starring: Holly Fields, Chris Weber, Al Foster

Plot

The evil Djinn is awakened once more, and must collect 1001 souls to begin the Apocalypse.(via IMDB)

Rules

  • “Wish” (Advanced Rule)
  • Weird transformations
  • Taking the blue-line bus to prison.

Quotes

  • “I only play for real.”
  • “The young man who was shot? He had a regressive experience.”
  • “What’s it going to take?” – “Your soul… and a pack of cigarettes.”
  • “I was in a hole once for 3000 years. This should be a breeze.”
  • “You’re a naughty little girl and daddy’s gotta teach you some respect.”

Viewer Quotes

  • “What the hell? Does she have to witness all this terrible shit?”

What We Learned

  • Don’t wish anything for yourself or you are f’ed.
  • There’s a blue line bus that takes you from downtown straight to prison. And it’s fairly busy.
  • You have to trap a Jinn in the space between worlds.
  • Cutting your pinky off can purify your soul somehow.

Final Take

This movie wasn’t great. There were some decent practical effect scenes with some over-the-top gore, one memorable scene with a lawyer having to “Go F Himself”, and a lot of exposition and filler. The story doesn’t make sense, the characters aren’t likeable at all, and there’s also a suspicious amount of bible talk that comes across as almost a subliminal message. I have a feeling I’ll be reading this entry 4 years from now trying to remember if we’ve already watched this movie. If you’re reading this, future me, you have, and don’t subject yourself to it again.




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