Viewing Date: Nov 30, 2023
Starring: Ginger Lynn, Krystal Shay, Nina Lanee Kent
Plot: A bride-to-be is taken to a woodland cabin for a bachelorette party, but the fun stops when an uninvited party starts cutting down the guest list (via IMDB)
Rules
- “Brie”
- “Best Man” or “Maid of Honor”
- Stripper tattoos
- Bachelorette party tropes, cliches
Quotes
“Seduction and Sarchito work alone.
What We Learned
- Bacon maple bars are stripper fuel
- This movie sucks and you’re better off watching Greatest American Hero reruns
Final Take
Is this a brief entry? Yes, because this movie was especially awful and I was avoiding posting about it all together. You need a strong ability to suspend logic and disbelief with any movie viewing- especially bad movies, but when most characters are so unlikeable and how they interact doesn’t make any sense whatsoever, it makes it hard even for seasoned bad movie watchers like us (e.g. the engaged couple). And finally, the movie goes with the whole “was the whole thing a dream, or not?” conclusion at the end. Boo. This felt like someone who wanted to pull his stripper friends together to make a horror movie, but couldn’t even make it fun. Avoid.
Bad Movie Thursday 
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