Viewing Date: 8/17/23
Starring: Tara Reid (well, she’s in in for a minute or two), Sadie Katz, Jillian Newton
Plot: When a party bus on its way to Burning Man filled with a bunch of sexy young adults breaks down in the desert and in the middle of a group of Satanic worshippers, all hell literally breaks loose. A massacre leaves seven survivors trapped on the bus, fighting for their lives while wondering if someone or someones are not what they seem. (via IMDB)
Rules
- Bad CGI
- Pointless nudity (but is this an oxymoron?)
- References or quotes from other movies
- Weird dancing and chanting; Burning man ‘experience’ scenes
Quotes
- “There’s no such thing as gratuitous female nudity- it’s all in your mind.”
- “She’s dead. A side effect of being murdered.”
- “IT’S A GLORIOUS DAY!”
- “No one appreciates the c-word.”
- “My one good eyeee!!!”
Viewer Quotes
- “Well, if they end up getting married, they would have a great story to tell their kids.”
What We Learned
- There’s no such thing as gratuitous female nudity
- There are desert nomads (and cannibalistic Satan worshippers) outside of Las Vegas
- Satanists are sparkler enthusists
- Somehow, Tara Reid is a draw to include in a movie
Final Take
This was an interesting watch. Gratuitous in every sense of the word. An abundance of nudity, decapitation’s, blood & gore (although not realistic or well done). We do have to give it credit that there actually were a few clever, laugh out loud moments in the movie. As expected, the Tara Reid ‘cameo’ seemed like a complete after thought thrown in because someone’s uncle knew her agent or something. Terrible movie, but that’s what we’re all about- at least you won’t be bored.
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