Viewing Date: 6/29/23
Starring: Carmen Electra, Kyle Gass, Jason Mewes
Plot: The young Nina really just wants to celebrate her 19th birthday, but instead of party without end she is confronted with a terrible fate: She finds out that she is the descendant of the Byzantine ruler Justinian. The problem with this is the fact that the old Roman Fiesling has given his later descendant a cruel curse that will wipe out all humanity.
Rules
- “Book of Fire” (just restating the house rule)
- Cameos
- Pitcher drinking
- Fire or blood coming out of appliances
- Walking through smoke
- Otherworldly music (subtitles required)
Quotes
- “There’s only 3 holes, what’ll I do?”
What We Learned
- Justice came from the emperor Justinian, before he became evil.
- Justinian was the father of the Black Plague
- The Black Plague came from the Book of Fire
- Special effects wizards can’t make good movies
Final Take
What do you get when a talented special effects artist thinks they can do everything else required to make a movie? This pile of garbage- but at least the effects are good!
Bad Movie Thursday 
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