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Missionary Man

Missionary Man (2007) - IMDb

Viewing Date: Sep 30, 2021

Starring: Dolph Lundgren (who also wrote and directed), Kateri Walker, Chelsea Ricketts, Matthew Tompkins

Plot

A lone biker rides into town in the aftermath of the death of his good friend J.J. Once there Ryder discovers that his friend didn’t die but was murdered by a local businessman who would let nothing stand in the way of his plans to build a state of the art casino on Indian reservation land. On a mission of justice Ryder confronts and defeats Reno and his men in a tour de force show down where the one (Ryder) vanquishes the many. (via IMDB)

Rules

  • Native American references
  • Bible (reference, Dolph reading it, etc)
  • “Boss”
  • Sheriff drinks from flask
  • “Reno”

Quotes

  • “They drowned someone in the river- if you know what I mean.”
  • “She was meant to call me Jeff but she was so drunk with a busted jaw… that it came out Jarfe. She died moments later.”

“They drowned someone in the river- if you know what I mean.”

Viewer Quotes

  • “She wants to get Dolphed”
  • “That looks fun. I’d like to throw some incendiary grenades in a boat.”

What We Learned

  • Dolph drinks a tequila with no lime and no salt.
  • The ancestors told of a man from the North who would save them- and that man was Dolph Lundgren
  • Dolph is the savior

Final Take

An enjoyable Dolph Lundren written and directed piece which is a retelling of Pale Rider- or maybe Ghost Rider from the comics (avenging spirit who rides a motorcycle). Some good action, cartoonish bad guys who run the town (think Road House), and a lot of killing. Jarfe was a good character, but should have known better to get into the war with Dolph based on his initial interaction with the clownish crime boss, John Reno. Look for it on amazon Prime!


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